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Bus driver riddle
Bus driver riddle









bus driver riddle

Seeing that, they start asking the questions.The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?" The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around meaning the people were dancing and having fun. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!” Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.” So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzips her skirt a little. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step. One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.











Bus driver riddle